The Rules

By. Amanda Hedges

*Please note this could be triggering for some

One.
Don’t wear that outfit.
If you wear eye liner that’s too thick
Or a skirt that’s too short,
Then you are asking for trouble.
It makes you feel pretty,
But he won’t see you as pretty.
He will see you as prey,
And who are you to deny the laws of nature.

Two.
Don’t drink that.
If you drink that, you will let your primal nature take over.
You are a woman.
You have poor decision making skills to begin with.
If you drink that drink, You are putting yourself in the situation.

Three. Don’t do those dance moves.
You cannot just go out having fun with your friends.
You are performing a ritual mating dance,
Swaying your hips to the music,
Just like you would in procreation.
How can he not think about fucking you now?
And therefore, you are asking for it.

Four.
Don’t talk to him.
You cannot have just a conversation with a boy.
Boys and girls cannot just be friends.
No matter what you say,
All he will hear is yes.

Five.
Don’t let him kiss you.
If you let him kiss you,
You are telling him you want it.
You can’t rub your genitalia against his,
Let him penetrate your mouth with his tongue,
And then expect those hormones to turn blue.

Six.
Don’t let them see you cry.
Don’t tell anyone.
You got yourself into this situation.
You did not listen to the rules,
And now you must deal with the consequences.
You asked for this.